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Worthless Cunt

When I had to choose a “Worthless Cunt #1″, it wasn’t even close. I mean, seriously, where did they scrape this worthless cunt up at? And what does this tell you about the residents of the fine State of Alaska that they elected this worthless cunt? She did good on Saturday Night Live, but thats not where she would really shine. This worthless cunt belongs on All Star Wrestling! I’m just sad that we’ll never be able to see Andre the Giant put one of his boots up her stinky worthless cunt!

And ya, this worthless cunt thinks she is a hunter too. Do you think she has the balls to go moose hunting with her siamese twin Dick “Don’t get in front of my gun!” Cheney? Now that’s what I want to see. I want to see this worthless cunt and that dickless twat Cheney go out and blast each other with deer slugs and not that pussy-ass pepper shot that he used on his buddy.

So there you have it. Worthless Cunt #1

But Wait! You haven’t had it YET!!!

Who would have thunk it. I made a smart-assed post, almost a year ago, so that this blog wouldn’t be barren. I called Sarah “Shotgun” Palin a worthless cunt and Dick “The Impaler” Cheney a dickless twat. Big deal. You don’t have to be a fucking genius to figure that one out. And not only did I do it, but I did it and I haven’t been waterboarded, YET!

But you would think that, after a year, these two Bozos would be history.  Even Bozo is DEAD for christ sakes! But no.. Now you’ve got Palin (Loser) and Cheney (Loser (minus his Haliburton Shares) ) going around, saying and doing things that make the likes of Limbaugh, Beck, and even this moron. seem sane. To call them loose cannons is like calling an errant nuclear missile a loose cannon.

I can understand Cheney, a little bit, because just the sight of Patrick Fitzgerald on CNN probably causes him to call for a change of Depends. After all, he will be happily married to Bubba, in Leavenworth, before he ever gets a pardon.

But what’s up with Palin, running around spewing utter nonsense like a hillbilly high school cheerleader at an Ivy League sorority party. Most of it makes no sense at all and what patterns do appear from her inkblot are utterly bizarre. She makes Alaska look bad. She makes Republicans look bad. She makes America look bad. Hell, she makes women look bad, and somebody needs to get that into her head and make her understand that.

Where does it go from here? That’s a good question. Before its over, Cheney will probably either be blowing Bubba before breakfast or, if he is lucky, simulating waterboarding and Taz’ing nurses at a nursing home (or asylum) near you.

As for Palin.. See what I wrote above, a year ago. I think it is now MORE likely than ever. She will be the anti-Jesse Ventura. He went from being “The Body” to being “The Governor,” while Palin is well on her way from being “The Governor” to being “The Bimbo.”

And as someone pointed out to me..

<< Ventura IS a SEAL Palin clubs them >>

I really wish that this would be my last post about this, as there are at least 3 billion other worthless cunts waiting for their time in the spotlight, but it probably won’t be, as the only other distinct career path that I can see for her, besides the wrestling gig, is possibly that she could become a celebrity porn star. Maybe “Palin pulls his Paloma” co-starring “Big Dick” Cheney, a lesbian flick with “OctoMommy” or maybe “The Mother-In-Law” with Levi, her daughters flame! I wish that I was making this shit up, but I’m not, and its getting really depressing.

So hurry. Who has Vince McMahon‘s phone number? If we can get him to take her on, he can save the world. She will be a natural, and she can spew her nonsense in the ring while the rest of the world changes the fucking channel…

I can only pray….