Just a few quickies that get my blood flowing like a visit to blow road in the morning..
First, fast and furious is, of course, the Queen of the Worthless Cunts, Sarah Palin and her chronic case of diarrhea of the mouth causes this headline:
Sarah Palin Fires Back at Obama, Mocks His “Experience” on Nuclear Issues
Oh.. Really? What is her experience? Maybe something like: “I lived my whole life so close to big, bad russia and their nuclear weapons that I can smell them a mile away.. I even had a dog to flush them out, until my hunting partner shot it.” Any bets it was “Big Dick” Cheney?
But seriously folks, she probably cannot correctly spell or even pronounce “nuclear.” Nevermind my earler posts about the possibility of Palin going into all star wrestling, she is not smart enough. She make Andre the Giant look like a genius. And I think the porn star things out too.. Maybe she can get a job on blow road!!
Next Up: One of the richest worthless cunts in the world, Rupert Murdoch.
Note: I’ve been advised by some friends “Down Under” that the common Australian term is “useless cunt”. Since Murdoch is an Aussie, feel free to substitute “useless cunt‘ for “worthless cunt” whenever I mention Mr Murdoch. Considering how rich he is, I guess useless is a better description!
Whats up with this crybaby? He keeps saying google (and now Bing as well) are “stealing” his news. Thats like a newspaper vendor bitching because someone was reading the part of the front page visible in the vending machine. Please, somebody tell this old blodger that they are not “stealing” his news. They are GIVING HIM FREE TRAFFIC! I guess they are all morons over at newscorp.com that have never heard of a robots.txt file. His constant yammering pissed me off so much that I recently sent this email to a high ranking address on the newcorp site:
Please, print the following and put it on his desk and tell him that the rest of the world thinks it is time for him to put up or shut up. ============= Begin ================ Please apply the following robots.txt file to all applicable newscorp owned sites. ---- Start robots.txt ---- User-agent: * Disallow: / ---- End robots.txt ------ Authorized ___ of April, 2010 _______________________________ Signed, Rupert Murdoch ============ End ====================
I think he just likes to bitch, but if he really hates the traffic from google and bing so much, may I suggest this:
=========== Begin .htaccess ===============
RewriteEngine On
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} .*google\.com
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} .*bing\.com
RewriteRule http://worthless-cunt.com/ [R=301,L]
============ End .htaccess ===============
I think if I had all the traffic that he whines about, I’d be as rich as he is in no time at all!!
Or Maybe he is just senile.. In that case I belive that (unfortunately) the great Vern Gagne is in need of a new roommate.
Enough for now, time for sniffin!