Nothing like the smell of rotting carp in the morning...

Wouldn’t ya know it.. We get a homeboy in the White House and the wackos come out of the woodwork like cockroaches out of the projects. The RRHH (Racist/Redneck/Homophobe/Hillbilly) Party, or the “Tea Party” as they like to call themselves is out there and putting their best foot forward. And their Head Cunt is none other than the Queen of the Worthless Cunts, the Alaska Hillbilly. I can see their lineup already. Jethro as VP, Ellie May as Sexretary of State, Gomer as Attorney General and Goober on top of the CIA. Their spiritial leader will be the Reverend “RentBoy” Reker and every Saturday night is honky-tonk at the White House featuring Charlie Daniels (you know you really did say “tokin on a number” in uneasy rider) with the backup band from Chuck E Cheese‘s place.

If these worthless cunts get more than 1% of the vote, you can forget about going to hell in a handbasket, America will be going to hell in the Spirit of America. Ya.. The 500 mph one. The jet car. All I can say is this….

YOU GOTTA BE SHITTIN ME!!!