Well.. Being the nice guy that I am and all, I just recently gave my house a good douche.. And I flushed the worthless cunt right out the door!

Q: What did the barber say?

A: NEXXXT!

But this post is about another worthless cunt, joan_sotto39@yahoo.com or some other yahoo domain.. Here is her picture:

Thats her!

But.. Maybe its not a girl at all!!! Maybe this is "her"

At any rate, this worthless cunt thought I was as stupid as they are.. Like I’m going to login to yahoo on a page hosted on a free hosting site.. duh.. I wasn’t that stupid when yahoo was a brand new site!

And so it goes….

Nothing like the smell of rotting carp in the morning...

Wouldn’t ya know it.. We get a homeboy in the White House and the wackos come out of the woodwork like cockroaches out of the projects. The RRHH (Racist/Redneck/Homophobe/Hillbilly) Party, or the “Tea Party” as they like to call themselves is out there and putting their best foot forward. And their Head Cunt is none other than the Queen of the Worthless Cunts, the Alaska Hillbilly. I can see their lineup already. Jethro as VP, Ellie May as Sexretary of State, Gomer as Attorney General and Goober on top of the CIA. Their spiritial leader will be the Reverend “RentBoy” Reker and every Saturday night is honky-tonk at the White House featuring Charlie Daniels (you know you really did say “tokin on a number” in uneasy rider) with the backup band from Chuck E Cheese‘s place.

If these worthless cunts get more than 1% of the vote, you can forget about going to hell in a handbasket, America will be going to hell in the Spirit of America. Ya.. The 500 mph one. The jet car. All I can say is this….

YOU GOTTA BE SHITTIN ME!!!

Why don’t I mention Palin is on Fox now?

Its because Fox is the all star wrestling of network news..

That’s one PIT that Piper can keep for himself!

And You,. Madame, are no Fabulous Moola!

Automatic upgrade to FISH MARKET!

waa..

I’ve got reports of a male befitting the title of Worthless Cunt from a good ‘ol country boy down in Kornfield Kounty. It seems that Worthless Cunt Inc. has opened a Chicago branch with leeware.com. It would seem like a good deal that they offer, until, as reported to me, one realizes that the operator has degenerated from the honorable BOFH to a anal-retentive worthless cunt obviously bound to a future career of doing the unmentionable things that happen on lower wacker drive at night.

So what’s the story? Well, it seems that this worthless cunt is more interested in being the BOFH than being in business. ‘Ol Boy gets email from paypal (worthy of the corporate worthless cunt award in its own right) stating that his payments to the other worthless cunt are failing, so “Boy” immediately and dutifully alerts the dickhead Lee Evans of the problem. While it seems like a reasonable thing to do, the leeware.com response was outrageous! At first, dickhead Lee Evans suggests calling the bank. Now maybe he is from another planet, but it would seem like calling the bank on midnight on Christmas Eve would be a complete waste of time. Anyway, Boy goes and tests his card by ordering a server from the great folks over at linode.com and his card performs as flawlessly as their billing system. So it would seem obvious to anybody with an IQ that is higher than the temperature of Chicago at Christmas that the problem lies within leeware.com, or more importantly, within leeware.com‘s horrendous payment facility.

So what was dickhead Lee Evans‘ response to the fact that leeware.com‘s horrendous payment facility was broken?

The server has been disconnected for non-payment. If you can get someone to send a payment via paypal for $65.50 to admin@leeware.com I can have it re-activated.

And for that, dickhead Lee Evans has been awarded the first Male Worthless Cunt Award, with the added bonus of being the recipient of our very own Honorary Filipino Award, our highest honor, because “Who in the fuck else could be that stupid?!?”®

And from my friend “Boy”, who acts as the Bad Santa year-round, this greeting to dickhead Lee Evans.

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS CUNT

So there you have it, Worthless Cunt Lee Evans and leeware.com, where the problem is between the keyboard and the chair!