I put this in category short time, but its shorter than that..

Refudiate the worthless cunt!

Or maybe tell the stupid bitch to go back to high school and try again..

Cheese and Rice..

Worthless Cunt!

Just to mix it up a bit, here is something that has been getting on my nerves for a while now.. If you don’t know what linux is, you can skip the tour and go straight to the hospitality room because you won’t understand anyway..

I haven’t been using linux since “the beginning”, but I have been using it since about 1993 and, not surprisingly, the first linux distribution that I used was slackware.  In the long, strange trip that it has been since then, I’ve used other distributions, including a stint working in a redhat shop,  and I’ve tried nearly all of them, at least once, but I still want slackware.

Now, if you’re going to have less than 1000 servers, its foolish to do anything but rent dedicated servers, but when you do that, you are left at the mercy of the hosting company as to the linux distributions available. And my search for dedicated hosting that has slackware as an option is what has forced me to write this post.

Is linux dying? Or are all linux admins becoming windows wienies?  Or are the hosting companies so desperate for linux admins that they are unable to find anybody that can use linux without a mouse? I don’t know the answer, but I do know that, with the exception of the excellent linode service, hosting companies that offer slackware are rare, very rare.

I’ll admit that some might call me a windows wienie. I’m typing this in widows right now and I was once one of the top 10,000 (8819 to be exact) Microsoft Certified Professionals in the WORLD, so I’m more than qualified as a windows wienie and more than qualified to tell you that windows is SHIT. But broken windows makes for a nice salary.

But WTF is up with the lack of slackware? If I owned the the hosting company and I had a prospective employee that couldn’t do slackware, I would NOT hire them. And its not because I’m a slackware nazi, its because if they cant do slackware then they will be lost when yum/apt/rpm is broken and they cant fix the system. I’ve had too many 2am calls from crybabies that didn’t have a clue about what was going on under the hood to leave any doubt.

All that I do know is that its not good. Or maybe it is? Maybe I should get a job at a hosting company, or maybe have a service for hosting companies to take their crybaby calls at 2am.

On second thought.. I think I’ll pass…

Just a few quickies that get my blood flowing like a visit to blow road in the morning..

First, fast and furious is, of course, the Queen of the Worthless Cunts, Sarah Palin and her chronic case of diarrhea of the mouth causes this headline:

Sarah Palin Fires Back at Obama, Mocks His “Experience” on Nuclear Issues

Oh.. Really? What is her experience? Maybe something like: “I lived my whole life so close to big, bad russia and their nuclear weapons that I can smell them a mile away.. I even had a dog to flush them out, until my hunting partner shot it.” Any bets it was “Big Dick” Cheney?

But seriously folks, she probably cannot correctly spell or even pronounce “nuclear.” Nevermind my earler posts about the possibility of Palin going into all star wrestling, she is not smart enough. She make Andre the Giant look like a genius. And I think the porn star things out too.. Maybe she can get a job on blow road!!

Next Up: One of the richest worthless cunts in the world, Rupert Murdoch.

Note: I’ve been advised by some friends “Down Under” that the common Australian term is “useless cunt”. Since Murdoch is an Aussie, feel free to substitute “useless cunt‘ for “worthless cunt” whenever I mention Mr Murdoch. Considering how rich he is, I guess useless is a better description!

Whats up with this crybaby? He keeps saying google (and now Bing as well) are “stealing” his news. Thats like a newspaper vendor bitching because someone was reading the part of the front page visible in the vending machine. Please, somebody tell this old blodger that they are not “stealing” his news. They are GIVING HIM FREE TRAFFIC! I guess they are all morons over at newscorp.com that have never heard of a robots.txt file. His constant yammering pissed me off so much that I recently sent this email to a high ranking address on the newcorp site:

Please, print the following and put it on his desk and
tell him that the rest of the world thinks it is time for
him to put up or shut up.

============= Begin ================

Please apply the following robots.txt file to all
applicable newscorp owned sites.

---- Start robots.txt ----
User-agent: *
Disallow: /
---- End robots.txt ------

Authorized ___ of April, 2010

_______________________________
Signed, Rupert Murdoch

============ End ====================
 

I think he just likes to bitch, but if he really hates the traffic from google and bing so much, may I suggest this:

=========== Begin .htaccess ===============
RewriteEngine On
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} .*google\.com
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} .*bing\.com
RewriteRule http://worthless-cunt.com/ [R=301,L]
============ End .htaccess ===============

I think if I had all the traffic that he whines about, I’d be as rich as he is in no time at all!!

Or Maybe he is just senile.. In that case I belive that (unfortunately) the great Vern Gagne is in need of a new roommate.

Enough for now, time for sniffin!